Motivational "Super-Guru" Jeff Haven's Biography:

Uncrapify Your Life!

World renowned super-guru Jeff Havens delivers a laugh-out-loud hour of pseudo-motivation that will leave you feeling better than you have
in years - guaranteed!

Tired of dull, uninspiring motivational speakers?

Let's make one thing clear: Jeff is not a real motivational speaker. Not by a long shot. No, Uncrapify Your Life! is a spoof of the motivational model, a satirical offering that provides all the wrong advice in a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek fashion. The three pillars of the Uncrapify Your Life! program include:

1) Become a better communicator by learning how to more effectively criticize others.
2) Grow as an individual by improving your ignorance.
3) Learn how to handle responsibility by outsourcing blame.
Filled with cheesy acronyms, silly rhyming phrases, audience participation, and all the other elements of a traditional motivational speech, the Uncrapify Your Life! program is a great way
to provide a message to your business or corporation in a fun, interesting, novel fashion.

Looking for an entertainer with a message?

By itself, the Uncrapify Your Life! seminar address issues of communication, education, and responsibility in a fun, lighthearted way perfect for corporate Christmas parties or as a fun alternative to a serious lecture. However, Jeff is perfectly able to tailor his seminar to fit the needs of any client.

Look no further!

Jeff is a professional comedian and still tours nationally at clubs, colleges, and corporations across the country. A Phi Beta Kappa graduate of Vanderbilt University and former high school teacher, he blends his trademark humor with a message that everyone can relate to and enjoy. He is also the author of six books, including Nine Easy Ways to Uncrapify Your Life!, Reality, and Divine Intervention.

Former Corporate Clients Include:

Miller Brewing Company
General Electric
GAF-ELK
Kentucky Assn. of Health Care Facilities
Mid-South Workers’ Compensation Assn.
Clo-Pay
Keith Hawthorne Ford
AAR Corp.
Group4 Materials
Weather-Tek Building Services
Des Moines Dental Group
McGowen, Hurst, Clark & Smith, P.C.
Lionhart, LLC
Parkdale Mills, Inc.
Waddell & Reed
Littlejohn Engineering Association
Tennessee Farmers’ Cooperative
Heartland Enterprises
Goodrich
TrustBank
Wisconsin Dept. of Transportation
Community Connections, Inc.
Iowa 4-H Youth Development
Nebraska Department of Roads
North Central Electric Association
Oregon Library Association
Diageo-Guinness

What People Are Saying:

"Thanks so much for making an appearance at our annual winter get-together for Meredith Corporation's Special Interest Media group. Your presentation, "Uncrapify Your Life," was hilarious, witty, and a lot of fun. Couldn't believe you could keep up the pace for more than an hour, and all of it was fresh and upbeat. The PowerPoint accompaniment was icing on the cake.  Thanks to you, everyone had a great time and we were buzzing about it for days afterward. We'll certainly have to have you come back for a return engagement."
-John Riha Editorial Director Special Interest Media Meredith Corp.

"Excellent! Jeff was very funny, and he brought awareness to our clients of some of the things we do - like Outsourcing Blame - that we take for granted. All around a great show!"
Dianne Covell, Operations Manager, Keith Hawthorne Ford

"Fantastic! Uncrapify Your Life is perfect - very funny. It was all wonderful!"
Cary McCaghren, Intracorp

"Great, funny, the best non-motivational speech ever!"
Amanda McLaughlin, Executive Director of Marketing, Eckman/Freeman & Assoc.

"Jeff was hilarious! He involved the audience and kept us laughing. I wouldn't change a thing!"
Starla Ford, Claims Examiner, Sedgwick

"Loved the concept! Jeff was entertaining, energetic, and real. It was great!"
Tonya Lanahan, Brentwood Services