Jeff Havens
graduated from Vanderbilt University with a dream: to teach the
young men and women of America about the beauty and poetry of
the English language. After two years of teaching, however, Jeff
made a startling and fateful discovery – the English language is
far too absurd to be taken seriously. So he embarked on a new
quest: to make the people of America laugh, which ended up being
far easier than trying to make his students excited about the
wonders of passive voice.
In the last few years Jeff has performed his intelligent,
high-energy act alongside Dave Coulier, Ralphie May, Auggie
Smith, and dozens of other national acts. His comedy is a
hilarious trip down the twisty, yellow-brick road of our moronic
native tongue, a charismatic combination of George Carlin
(without the vulgarity) and Eddie Izzard (without the makeup).
Here’s a sampling of some of the fascinating things you’ll learn
by watching Jeff’s comedy:
• Boanthropy, metapneustic, sesquipedalophobia, and some more
words that hopefully don’t apply to you or anyone you care about
• Courvoisier, Lemonjello, and other names you should never give
to your children
• “Whistling angrily” and 7 other things you’ll never be able to
do
• “Political science” and other adorable oxymorons
• “No offense…” and other blatant lies
• How to more effectively amuse yourself at your friends’
expense
• And a lot more…
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